He's getting Paris Hilton for Men too, but that's not because I want to help support Paris Hilton. It's just because he likes it. *rolls eyes*
My mother is getting new glasses. I'm cashing in $500 worth of my time off and I'm going to pay for her doctor's visit and the new glasses because I love her and her old ones are currently held together with FLORAL WIRE AND DUCT TAPE!!! I really should take a photo of it.
Still workin' on what to get my dad though. He's always been a tough cookie.