December 2nd, 2004

[xkcd] Rapture

Stolen from ajos ...

... and rewritten a bit. Printed it off this way so as not to confuse my mother. ;)


Doritos crusted pork chops

Ingredients:
1 large bag of Doritos
1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
Pork chops

Preheat over to 425F. Rinse the pork chops in very COLD water and arrange on a baking sheet. Do NOT pat dry. Open a small slit in one end of a big bag of Doritos and pulverize them with a rolling pin. The best way to prepare this would be to render them into dust in a food processor. In a large bowl, mix Doritos, flour, and vegetable oil VERY well with a fork or pastry blender as if you would for a pie crust. Place Doritos mixture into a zip lock bag and, one at a time, remove the chops from the baking sheet to shake them in the mixture, always placing them back upon the baking sheet. Place into the oven and bake for about 20-25 minutes or until the pork is done completely.


Let me know if I screwed it up because I'm seriously gonna make this for dinner this weekend. :D
  • Current Music
    Gwen Stefani -- What You Waiting For
[xkcd] Rapture

Lyrics once more....

One of my new favorite songs... Skipped the bit that she's just kinda making up at the beginning and started when the pink bunny assaulted her.

Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For? Lyrics

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
(La la la la la)

Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car
A scary conversation,
Shut my eyes, can't find the brake
What if they say that you're a climber?

Naturally i'm worried if i do it alone
Who really cares cuz it's your life
You never know, it could be great
Take a chance cuz you might grow
Oh... oh ohhh

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock

Take a chance you stupid Ho

Like an echo pedal you're repeating yourself
You know it all by heart,
Why are you standing in one place?
Born to blossom, bloom to perish

Your moment will run out
Cause of your sex chromosome
I know it's so messed up how our society all thinks (for sure)
Life is short, you're capable (uh huh)
Oh... oh ohhh

LOOK AT YOUR WATCH NOW!
YOU'RE STILL A SUPER HOT FEMALE!
YOU GOT YOUR MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!
AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR HOT TRACK!

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

I can't wait to go
Back and do Japan
Get me lots of brand new fans
Osaka, Tokyo
You Harajuku girls
Damn, you've got some wicked style...

GO!
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH NOW!
YOU'RE STILL A SUPER HOT FEMALE!
YOU GOT YOUR MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!
AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR HOT TRACK!

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Take a chance, you stupid ho

Take a chance, you stupid ho
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Take a chance, you stupid ho
Take a chance, you stupid ho




(Edited 5 minutes later. Damn you wouldn't believe the stuff people think she's saying. NOTE!: Always go straight to the artist's website and get the CORRECT lyrics there.)