February 14th, 2011

[xkcd] Rapture

From Twitter 02-13-2011

  • 02:28:07: RT @wilw: My phone tried to autocorrect pedometer to Pedobear. Now I expect to discover that it's changed my wallpaper to Trollface.
  • 02:30:10: Dear 40+ year old guys that message me to date you,

    Uhm ... No. You creepy. GTFO!

    - Me.
  • 02:32:12: @xkaliber_1 - Thank you, babe. I thought I was losing what was left of my mind.
  • 18:04:06: RT @Sexstrology: Though a #Sagittarius will do it, they would rather you make the first move and ask them out.
  • 20:16:10: RT @wilw: Me: I need a ... wrench ... thing ... that has a strap on it? Hardware Store Guy: ... you mean a strap wrench? Me: *facepalm* ...
  • 20:16:33: RT @Sexstrology: #Sagittarius is full of restless energy.
  • 20:16:43: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Dear people tweeting that celebs at the Grammys look fat, They are on the red carpet. You are on your computer. Shu ...
  • 21:44:04: Who can you count on to bring you a new bra when the one you have on isn't conducive to work in? Your mommy! I love my mother.
  • 21:44:55: RT @Sexstrology: The #Sagittarius do not deal in jealousy.

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