April 25th, 2011

[xkcd] Rapture

From Twitter 04-24-2011

  • 01:50:20: WHY do I always end up with the Q and the Z, #wordswithfriends ?! WHYYY?!?!
  • 01:51:45: Wishin' I was at home playing some #Gears3Beta. It would be a lot more fun than work.
  • 07:41:05: Finally learning how to use a shotty correctly on #Gears3Beta. I just wish you could switch between your rifle and shotty faster sometimes.
  • 07:52:53: Why do people take video of illegal activities when they're doing them? #Intervention #stupidpeoplearestupid
  • 08:00:40: Starting the names of all your children with the same letter is so damn stupid that it annoys me to no end. #Intervention
  • 08:39:16: Why is it that I can send a million messages, but never get a reply? #datingsitessuck
  • 09:05:30: A wise man just said, "If you can hear the thunder that means the lightning didn't get you." I love my grandfather.
  • 09:23:28: RT @Bigwilkey: @GearsViking @therealcliffyb how about 1 week you take shotguns out of the equation? Would be interesting to see reaction ...
  • 09:28:15: RT @staff_gamepad: @therealcliffyb Please make these bunny heads available permanently, Bunnies of War is just too damn funny! http://bi ...
  • 09:34:54: "The devil doesn't want a family so he puts women together." WTF? Shallow-minded nitwit. The Bible isn't an excuse for hate. #Intervention
  • 13:03:25: RT @GeorgeTakei: TN bill will prevent teachers from using the word "gay" in class. In response, I'm lending them my name: "It's okay to ...
  • 13:05:00: RT @MC_Chops: Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.
  • 13:05:24: RT @directionalpad: "Fool me once... shame on you. Fool me twice... I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A CHAINSAW... at least I thin ...
  • 17:27:55: RT @jokesdotcom: RT @denisleary: Happy Easter! ... Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-do ...
  • 17:28:41: RT @God_Damn_Batman: Senses honed to perfection. World class detective skills. Geosynchronous satellite imaging. There's NO WAY you're f ...
  • 19:48:03: @therealcliffyb - Are you guys going to help out against the spawn campers somehow? Or are we stuck fending for ourselves?
  • 20:22:16: @PatrickE34 Actually I had it worse on Trenches. Thrashball is only bad when you get to the end.
  • 20:50:57: @PatrickE34 Eh I'm at work anyway. If you want to join our team, you can find me as LackOfHarmony. I'm not the best but getting better.
  • 21:32:31: “@God_Damn_Batman: Trade secret. The best contingency plans end with "and then kick him in the dick."” @Strawbloody // makes me think of you
  • 23:33:25: RT @therealcliffyb: "@AllShamNoWow: Isn't it great that everyone who complains about Gears of War can't spell or structure sentences pr ...
  • 23:34:14: RT @therealcliffyb: For the record, Gears was never meant to be a Gnasher only game. It's like having a fighting game with only one usab ...
  • 23:37:52: @therealcliffyb @yabamyicing - my friends & I do that on GoW2 custom wingman/no bots. Make all guns snipers. No cheating with other guns.
  • 23:40:00: @therealcliffyb - THANK YOU for saying that. I'm screenshotting it and sticking it on my Facebook wall.
  • 23:43:49: I may have an odd date Tuesday or Wednesday. Shooting range then dinner. This guy's a cop.
  • 23:45:48: Oops. Make that Wednesday or Thursday.

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