- Do you think that Lori Jewell is selfish?
- No
- Wrong. I'm actually extremely selfish, but I also offer of myself. Money doesn't mean much to me, but material possessions do.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell speeds when driving?
- Yes
- Rarely. I've gotten a speeding ticket and it scared the living shit out of me because I had to tell Mom and Dad. Sixty, though technically speeding, is my limit and I don't consider it speeding.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is a good friend?
- Yes
- Thank you to whomever said yes. I'm glad you think so.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell can dance?
- Yes
- I've been told I can dance, but I don't believe it.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is dumber than Britney Spears?
- No
- I'd hope that someone wouldn't answer yes to this question...
- Do you think that Lori Jewell likes to dance?
- Yes
- Only when I'm alone and only with my headphones on.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever mooned someone?
- No
- Quite Correct. I find that to be a horrible thing to do.
- Do you think Lori Jewell prefers Coke to Pepsi?
- Yes
- I guess that's right. Pepsi and Coke both leave a weird aftertaste, but I always choose Coke.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell could key a car for revenge?
- Yes
- Only done it once and swore to myself I'd never do it again.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell still wet their bed in 6th grade?
- No
- Well, I'm glad someone had faith in me. lol.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell would sell you out for $100k?
- No
- Depends... what did you do?
- Do you think that Lori Jewell can do 20 pushups?
- Yes
- I'd be lucky to get through two...
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is a good driver?
- Yes
- Clearly, my brother did not answer this question.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever done anything they're ashamed of?
- No
- Yes. There are a couple things that I am deeply ashamed of. Most consisted of lies that I told.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell thinks wine in a box is classy?
- No
- Right. It's tacky.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever kissed a guy?
- Yes
- Consider that I dated the same guy for damn near ten years...
- Do you think that Lori Jewell 'plays with themselves'?
- No
- Funny way to ask such a question.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell likes to sing karaoke?
- Yes
- Never done it actually.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is a poser?
- No
- These people have way too much faith in me. I'm not totally a poser, but I feel I am sometimes.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever pranked call someone?
- Yes
- Another thing I won't do anymore. Didn't like it before.
- Have you ever had a crush on Lori Jewell?
- No
- Kinda makes me sad.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is hot?
- No
- That really makes me sad...
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever given money to a homeless person?
- Yes
- I don't think I've ever had one ask for it... And if they did, I doubt I had any money.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell still sleeps with a teddy bear?
- No
- Technically, this is correct because I haven't actually had my bear on my bed in a few weeks. I do off and on.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever failed a test?
- No
- Does the ASCP certification test ring a bell???
- Do you think your first impression of Lori Jewell was right?
- Yes
- That doesn't seem very encouraging...
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is cute?
- Yes
- I'm not hot, but I'm cute. Okay.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever eaten a booger?
- No
- What child has never eaten a booger???
- Is Lori Jewell fun to be around?
- Yes
- YAY!
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever lied to you?
- No
- Depends on what stage of my life that you were around me. I pride myself on my honesty now, but ten years ago I wasn't such an honest person.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever gone hunting?
- Yes
- Only for my dog.
- Do you think Lori Jewell has ever pulled an all-nighter?
- Yes
- I was a slacker in college so that's a definite yes.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell has ever failed a class?
- No
- Wrong. I failed A&P II Lab with a D
- Do you think that Lori Jewell would turn you in to the FBI if they asked?
- Yes
- Again, it would matter what you did.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is mean?
- No
- Glad I'm not mean.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell 'plays with themselves'?
- Yes
- Two different people apparently got this weird-ass question.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell lets the "yellow mellow"?
- Yes
- I don't even understand the question.
- Would you introduce Lori Jewell to your family?
- Yes
- I'm good for introductions. I'm the perfect child that your parents would love you to hang out with.
- Do you think that Lori Jewell is ignorant?
- No
- I'm so glad I don't portray myself as ignorant.
