- 04:24:45: RT @donttrythis: Dudes on insanely loud 110db gas-powered scooters? Yep, they're douchebags. Might as well run around with a chainsaw.
- 10:18:17: RT @BestWorstAdvice: Reconnecting with your ex-wife? Renew your divorce.
- 10:18:30: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Dear Monday, Fuck you. Sincerely, The World
- 17:42:05: RT @BestWorstAdvice: Worried about your garden during the harsh winter months? Grow your weed in the basement, bro.
- 17:45:30: RT @Sexstrology: Do you know why guys dont mind spooning? Cause it leads to forking.
- 17:46:41: This kid is inspiring: http://tinyurl.com/3ycf3hq
- 23:02:39: RT @wilw: Obviously, the Apple announcement tomorrow is that Jobs is a robot, and iTunes is now self-aware. WAKE UP, iSHEEPLE!
- 23:02:43: RT @Sexstrology: Saying "Yes" is weakness. Saying "No" is powerful.
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