Tue, 18:51: RT @IJasonAlexander: Marriage is a legal contract between 2 consenting adults. It mandates rights and responsibilities. I can't see how ...
Tue, 18:51: RT @directionalpad: I've finally learned how to stop my VCR from flashing 12:00. All I had to do was replace it with a Blu-ray player.
Tue, 18:52: RT @martinsargent: Whose chicken armies would win on the battlefield, Colonel Sanders' or General Tso's?
Tue, 21:40: RT @IJasonAlexander: Ah, marriage. I recently celebrated my 29th year of it with my first and only wife. I like it and I believe in (con ...
Wed, 03:10: Even in "The Game of Life" I try not to have kids. LMAO
Wed, 03:19: You were totally interesting... right up until you asked "do you like watching?" *sigh* I'm never going to find someone.
Wed, 03:20: Look. I know sex is an important part of dating, but I DO NOT want to be bombarded by it within the first five minutes/messages between us.
Wed, 09:11: RT @MarioMarathon: Wow, thanks to a donation from "Anonymous 162" all levels in SMB 3 are unlocked and SMB 2 is underway! http://t.co/Qd ...
