- Mon, 23:33: RT @f1zzler: Who needs to buy fireworks when your neighbors buy tons and shoot them all night long?
- Mon, 23:59: RT @vicious696: watching He-Man with my son and his 1st question is why does Prince Adam wear pink and a girls shirt, this show has aged ...
- Tue, 08:45: RT @God_Damn_Batman: Grilling hotdogs of JUSTICE and lighting fireworks of PAIN.
- Tue, 08:45: RT @FunnelFiasco: And they make great torpedos on the lake. RT @DougMasson: Bottle rockets are the pinnacle of personal explosives.
- Tue, 08:46: RT @taxmegan: #ThingsYouDontWantToHearOnThe4th : "I dunno what it is, but we're going to light it and see what happens!"
- Tue, 08:48: RT @dailymario: Sign #1 you've been playing Super Mario too long: If this is what a map of the Earth looks like: http://t.co/Qn8xa2K
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…