- Сб, 16:59: RT @SethMacFarlane: Made the mistake of opening a Trojan condom the other night. An army of Greeks leapt out and seized my house.
- Сб, 23:05: RT @therealcliffyb: Saw a Marine in uniform at the bar tonight. Secretly paid his tab and left. #semperfi
- Сб, 23:40: I totally just broke a nail. :(
- Вс, 00:05: Watching the #Hoarders episode with the guy I dubbed "The Rat King" after the #TMNT villain.
- Вс, 00:45: RT @wilw: I want to find the social media douchebag who tells people to pick fake "twitter fights" with me for attention, and bury him f ...
- Вс, 05:33: Going to a wake tonight. I never really know what to do when death is involved. Would have skipped it but my mother threw a fit.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…