- Sun, 17:30: “@TheYoungTurks: Creationism Vs Evolution - Poll http://t.co/5jrpcWFR” // So sad.
- Sun, 21:42: My iPhone has told me 6 times in 2 days that @Darrenowl16 is following me. Don't know who you are but my phone is sure excited about it.
- Sun, 21:42: “@CauseWereMen: As a kid, I would get excited about the toy aisle. As an adult, I get excited about the bacon aisle.” @sfosterphil
- Mon, 03:27: My weekend from hell is nearly over. I'm exhausted. Trying to decide if I want to be social or not this week. A bad mood has come over me.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…