- Thu, 18:20: RT @FINALLEVEL: People always talk shit about my age... I tell em "There is no age.... You're either alive... Or dead. You need to hope ...
- Thu, 18:24: RT @therealcliffyb: On our way to PAX. Thrilled that they schedule it during Seattle's one sunny week of the year!
- Thu, 18:24: RT @wilw: Anne: Maybe I'll - - no. I'm not going to make that pun. Me: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE?!
- Thu, 18:25: RT @THR: 'Honey Boo Boo' Ratings Top the Republican National Convention http://t.co/Kql4ZJ1c
- Thu, 20:27: RT @cenkuygur: "Can we just recognize that the electoral system is ridiculous? 38 states are irrelevant!" - @CenkUygur #Current2012 #GOP2012
- Thu, 20:27: RT @RyanClay: There are two types of people in this world: Those who pee in their wet suit. And liars.
- Thu, 20:28: I settled all my bills and now I want Taco Bell for my job well done. I think I will do that here in a little while.
- Thu, 21:33: @kthemage Oh. Nevermind. I misread it.
- Fri, 01:10: @XboxSupport Is there a reason why I keep having so much trouble with parties? Our party will break up repeatedly & we can't figure out why
- Fri, 03:37: RT @JayMewes: Back home in own bed. Is it weird that I just got boner staring at wife's ear ? Home is where the #BONER is! SNOOTCH!!!
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…