- Sat, 15:21: RT @GeorgeTakei: I suppose if I married an ice cream, they should call it "Takei the Rainbow." Are you listening, Ben & Jerry's? htt ...
- Sat, 23:39: RT @wilw: Me: That beer was tasty. I think I'll stand up now. Beer: OH BTW I WAS NINE PERCENT LOL. My brain: Ima be back laterzzzzmmbffgh.
- Sat, 23:40: RT @LOLGOP: REMINDER: People on welfare didn't cost us 15 million jobs and trillions in savings. People on Wall Street did.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…