- Fri, 04:00: RT @CoreyKeyz: 11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit... The fuck you gonna tweet about?! "Just leaving day care, about to go ...
- Fri, 04:37: RT @lexfri: If Jon Stewart’s ever executed a sharper takedown than this one, I haven’t seen it. http://t.co/bHpbuKqb
- Fri, 06:03: I'm confused by what TwentyFeet is telling me. Says one of my friends unfollowed me, but I can still see their protected tweets... Ok.
- Fri, 08:07: It's storming outside. Hopefully I can sleep today.
- Fri, 08:59: OH MY! A wild @w1s1 episode appeared! It used shock and was super-effective. LackOfHarmony fainted.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…