- Mon, 21:14: RT @ChrisWarcraft: Great job Congress! Continuing the proud government tradition of lurching from one disaster to the next and never rea ...
- Mon, 21:42: It's only 2130 and the cops have arrived at the party. Don't think it's a record though. #NewYearsEve
- Tue, 03:50: RT @wilw: Kathy Griffin is making Anderson Cooper very uncomfortable.
- Tue, 07:34: RT @JadinRecks: 2013, I will kill you if you eff with me, so sit the eff down.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…