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Mon, 20:57: @PlacidusRex You know who just got drafted in the 4th round for the games? This bitch did. I'm on Stevie's team!
Mon, 21:49: I just took a shower and used @kthemage's shower gel. Now I smell like he does when he comes to kiss me goodbye before work. <3
Mon, 22:08: RT @wilw: GODDAMMIT BIOSHOCK INFINITE Y U HAVE COMPELLING STORY AND CHARACTERS AND ART DIRECTION I HAVE WORK TO DO YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS ...
Mon, 22:17: I wish @HuluPlus had more episodes of Cops. I love that show.
Mon, 22:21: If you haven't seen the gameshow Take It All then you've never been to a Jewell family Christmas. That's basically what we do.
Mon, 22:23: So is cereal an appropriate replacement for candy when you want sweets? It seems like it if you consider how much sugar is in it.
Mon, 22:45: This is what our cat looks like right before she rolls over and falls off the couch. http://t.co/Xg6kRW4Jrt
Tue, 00:59: RT @terrycrews: If its all about education, why does your #NCAA football coach make 4 million dollars more than your university English ...
Tue, 08:57: The best way to discourage me from contributing anything is making a useless comment that you know nothing about what I want to do.
Tue, 10:37: Listening to @RWpodcast and I just need to let @Skittlesdfw know that E.T. scared me too. #Creepy

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