- Sat, 20:32: I just found out that "Macho Man" Randy Savage made a rap CD in 2004. This will be my first purchase after pay day. I MUST buy it.
- Sat, 22:13: One of my coworkers just gave me a goody bag on celebration of #EarthDay Monday. Packet of seeds, flower pot inside. http://t.co/8KHAqZfuxn
- Sat, 22:43: My assistant and I just argued on whether or not she should trade her gummy worms from the goody bag for my twizzlers. I say yes.
- Sat, 22:52: Don't know what planet you're from @HormelFoods but these don't qualify as egg noodles to me. #NotBadThough http://t.co/9VfZVsCxLo
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…