- Mon, 02:49: My "Grilled Stuft" burrito was, in fact, "stuft" but not grilled. That's disappointing, @TacoBell.
- Mon, 08:49: My parents are giving us our wedding present early ($500) so we can purchase a car. Why do I feel like such a failure?
- Mon, 10:53: Just found chat logs from when I was dating. Instantly deleted them. It's not something I care to re-live ever again.
Tue, 21:52: Two of my friends rope me into playing #RocketLeague every weekend so I had to buy the soundtrack because I need that music in my…