"I think I'll take some time off from work," said a man.
"How do you think you'll do that?" asked a blonde.
He proceeded to show her... by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss as he scratched his head in confusion.
So, the man climbed down and proceeded to walk out of the factory.
The blonde followed and the boss stopped her, "Just where do you think you're going?"
[HERES THE KICKER!!]
"Home. I can't work in the dark".
--from my cousin Shelly in Texas